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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

"I’m a thinker, not a talker."
-Six Word Story (via stevenbong)

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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